![]() These new ginger ale mixtures were flaunting not one, but two new flavors, and these were “orangeade” and “lemonade” blends. It’s also the first center display I’ve ever seen that didn’t beg me to destroy it, as displays like this that narrow down an aisle to two feet wide normally makes my blood boil. Ginger ale flexing this hard is something I can genuinely say I’ve never really seen before in all my years of drinking carbonated corn syrup. It was a massive center display, covered in cases and two liter bottles of an entirely new soda! It was peculiar, because it was an all-out marketing blitz from Canada Dry, only known as the makers of the finest ales crafted of ginger. ![]() bottles of generic root beer, Shasta and Faygo, something new and exciting happened to catch my eye quicker than that time I saw a Juggalo balancing his checkbook. Soon I will be completely cutting off my sugar supply in a last-ditch attempt to get my beach bod back in time for summer and possible reunion tour. I gazed in sheer wonderment of all these appetizing drinks with a smile on my face but also with a heavy heart. While out grocery shopping this weekend, I accidentally walked down the soda aisle and was instantly hypnotized by the endless rows of brightly colored corn syrup concoctions calling out to me, like a sailor to the sea. ![]() Tl dr version: The bottle in the above photo is empty for a reason. ![]()
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